Old Balls for Ancient Golfers

Old Balls for Ancient Golfers

As you age, you may find that your golf game is looser than it used to be. You still hang around the course, but everyone notices your swing has changed quite a bit. Sooner or later, you have to accept that you can’t play the game the way you did when you were young and embrace your senior status by showing off your elderly equipment with pride. Give the boys at the club an eyeful with Old Balls for Ancient Golfers! Be proud you’re rocking a pair that still work, no matter how weathered and nasty they’ve become!

Specs, Features, and Bragging Rights

-              100% guaranteed not to improve your golf game

-              Includes 2 randomly chosen, but equally old golf balls

-              Hilarious gag gift for older golfers

-              Balls are old, but still get the job done!

-              Perfect stocking stuffer for retired and over-the-hill golfers

Old Balls Make Great Gifts

If you’re shopping for the perfect golf gift for an over-the-hill golfer, look no further than Old Balls for Ancient Golfers! Giving your buddy a crusty pair is a thoughtful act of kindness, because fresh and shiny balls are sad reminders of the way things used to be. Your pals will feel far more comfortable hanging with these bad boys, because they’re super old and rough to look at, but darn it, they still work…mostly.

This funny gift for golfers is perfect for family, friends, coworkers and golf buddies. Each pair of gnarly old balls is completely unique and handled carefully by our in-house ancient ball inspectors. It’s a fun idea for care packages, gift baskets, birthday presents, Secret Santa gifts, white elephant gift exchanges, retirement and over-the-hill birthday gifts.