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Crusty Cock Wipes

Crusty Cock Wipes

Regular price $7.49 USD
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Crusty Cock Wipes

Farmer Wadslinger has been on a mission to combat the unsightly rank rooster phenomenon which has been plaguing barnyards for centuries. Finally, he had a revolutionary breakthrough that will change the lives of roosters and those who love them forever – Crusty Cock Wipes!

Crusty Cock Wipes are your first defense against funky rooster-related messes and germs. Bust out your package and show those cooties who’s boss!

  • Funny vintage rooster design alcohol-free, antibacterial wet wipes
  • Cheeky message says: Farmer Wadslinger’s Farm Famous Crusty Cock Wipes – Prize Cock Approved
  • Takes care of crusted-on germs at home, work, or on the go
  • Hilarious gag gift or stocking stuffer for men who appreciate a tidy rooster
  • Handy resealable lift tab makes access to your Crusty Cock Wipes easy breezy
  • Makes a hysterical addition to stockings, care packages, Secret Santa gift exchanges, White Elephant parties, or Easter baskets for adults

Funny Rooster Gift for Proud, Prize Cocks

Crusty Cock Wipes are perfect for anyone who could use a laugh-out-loud surprise on any occasion or for no special reason at all. This crazy friend gift for adults is a weird stocking stuffer, fun white elephant idea, Secret Santa gift, or silly addition to birthday gift bags, care packages, or Easter baskets for adults.


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