Who Cut The Cheese Mints
Who Cut The Cheese Mints
Weapon of Ass Destruction
Have you ever been sitting on the bus or standing in an elevator, minding your own business, when your nostrils are attacked by a rank stench that can only be described as biological warfare? You look around, but nobody will claim the offending odor. When you’re a victim of a dreaded S.B.D. air assault, it’s time to whip out a tin of Who Cut The Cheese Mints. Pass it around, and the look on the guilty party’s face will give away his location.
Specs, Features, and Bragging Rights
- Hilarious tin filled with cinnamon mints
- Collectable tin reads: Umm…Who Cut The Cheese?
- Contains approximately 165 breath mints
- Funny, unique gift for repeat offenders
Spicy Hope for a Cure
There’s no telling what caused the rogue farter’s condition, but a good friend will do what he can to make the flare up stop, or at least more bearable for everyone within sniffing distance. We can’t guarantee that a steady diet of Who Cut The Cheese cinnamon mints will cure what ails the crop duster’s bowels, but it certainly can’t hurt. Think of the children!!!