The Fun Sponge

Soak it up, buttercup!

Tired of having your boring quiet disturbed by the fun and happiness of others? You don’t have to sit by and take that obnoxious cheer any longer! Now you can soak up any level of public or private amusement with the handy, dandy Fun Sponge and get back to your personal misery in no time at all!

Specs, Features, and Bragging Rights

• One size fits all fun Fun Sponge
• Soaks up happiness and laughter
• Perfect gift for lawyers, parents, librarians, and bitter grouches
• Cleans up any messes that unchecked fun can leave behind

It’s a dirty job, but somebody has to do it!

The world is full of people promoting rampant fun! That’s why this long-overdue, simple tool is so necessary. Without the world’s fun sponges, happiness and jubilation would win! Stand up, and take all those fun-lovers to task with our official Fun Sponge. It’s up to YOU to restore the gloom!