Funky Junk Reality Wipes

Funky Junk Reality Wipes

Dude, something’s rotten in Crotchville.

If the reek from someone else’s jeans is giving you a not-so-fresh feeling, there may not be anything you can do about Stanky McSkunkydrawers, but you can keep cootie-free with Funky Junk Reality Wipes.

Funky Junk Reality Wipes are your first line of defense against the horrors of the chronically unshowered. Pop a clothespin on your schnoz, retreat to fresher air, and wipe down with these powerful, germ-fighting antibacterial wipes.

Specs, Features, and Bragging Rights

• Funny funky junk antibacterial wet wipes
• Hilarious wet wipes package says: Funky Junk Reality Wipes
• Takes care of nasty germs at home, work, or on the go
• Weird gag gift or stocking stuffer for friends and family with sensitive noses and need to breathe
• Handy resealable lift tab makes access to your Funky Junk Wipes easy breezy
• Makes a hysterical addition to stockings, care packages, Secret Santa gift exchanges, White Elephant parties, or Easter baskets for teens and adults
• Novelty Use Only – Not for use on sensitive skin – OUCH!

Funny Novelty Gift for Friends of Soap

Funky Junk Antibacterial Wet Wipes are perfect for anyone prone to gagging around funky monkeys. This crazy friend gift for teens and adults is a weird stocking stuffer, fun white elephant idea, Secret Santa gift, or silly addition to birthday gift bags, care packages, or Easter baskets for adults and teens.

NOVELTY USE ONLY