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Horse Shit Cotton Candy

Horse Shit Cotton Candy

Regular price $7.95 USD
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Horse Shit Cotton Candy

Woah, Nelly! It’s getting thick in here! If you’re wading in a barn-load of equine excrement, it’s time to whip out a sweet and tasty bag of I Call Horse Shit Cotton Candy!

We’ve perfected our sugary, gluten-free, horse shit candy formula for uniquely hilarious cotton candy experience. Horse Shit Cotton Candy is the fluffy, blue treat that will spur laughter in even the most stubborn of NEIGH-sayers!

Specs, Features and Bragging Rights

  • Funny novelty candy gift for buddies and besties
  • Crazy Horse Shit design
  • Contains delicious, blue cotton candy
  • Takes care of horse shit so you don’t have to get your hands dirty
  • Gluten-free
  • Made in the USA

A Wild Horse Gift for Any Occasion

Horse Shit Cotton Candy is a one-of-a-kind horse gift for friends and family. Buck boring gifts and shovel up heapin’ loads of laughter when you make it part of any celebration. Add a bag to holiday care packages and birthday gift baskets. Slip some in as a funny stocking stuffer or wrap it up for a memorable white elephant or Secret Santa gift.
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