Karen Prescription Dill Dough

Nobody wants to deal with a Karen, but they still pop up wherever you go. Before grabbing the camera phone, reach for a hefty tin of Hey Karen, Your Prescription is Ready Dill Dough Therapy Putty. Click record and watch her unjustified raging anger morph into annoying passive aggression while playing with the adult fidget toy you prescribed at just the right moment. Her offensive screams will dwindle down to insulting murmurs while she stretches and pulls the dill-infused stress putty. The mesmerizing green dough will keep her too busy to dial the police, and you can make a clean getaway.