Merry Christmas, Asshole Trail Mix

Merry Christmas, Asshole Spicy Trail Mix

Some people are so special to you that it’s hard to find a gift that accurately captures your feelings for them. When you’re struggling to find the right seasonal sentiment, it’s time to pick up a heartfelt bag of Merry Christmas, Asshole Spicy Trail Mix.

Our Merry Christmas, Asshole snack blend is loaded with a deliciously balanced combination of salty, savory, and spicy flavors that all your favorite assholes will love. Serve up a sack at holiday parties or enjoy every merry mouthful yourself.

This spicy gag gift for men and women is a bagful of Christmas cheer that they won’t see coming. It’s a delightfully delicious surprise addition to Christmas gift baskets, holiday care packages, and snack baskets. Slip this mouth-watering sack in as a funny stocking stuffer or wrap it up as a silly white elephant or Secret Santa idea. If you’re hosting a holiday party, this festive favor will make you a legend!

• Ingredients: Spicy Peanuts, Roasted Salted Almonds, Roasted Salted Pepitas, Roasted Salted Corn Nuts, Chili Lemon Sticks, Hot Cajun Sticks, and Guacamole Bits
• Store in a cool, dry place.
• Allergen Information: Manufactured on shared equipment with peanuts, soybeans, tree nuts, milk, eggs, wheat, and whey.