Newsflash! Damn You're Old Gift Package
Newsflash! Damn You're Old Gift Package
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Are you looking for the ultimate over-the-hill gift set? Look no further than the Newsflash! Damn You're Old Gift Package. This hilarious set is perfect for friends and family who could use a good laugh on their special occasion (or for no occasion at all!).
The Damn You're Old Deluxe Gift Set includes everything you need to make your favorite old fogey feel young again (or at least laugh until they feel young again). The Naughty Knickers Sexy Undies for Sensual Seniors will have them feeling like a baby again, while the I Pooped Today Reality Sanitizer will keep those germs at bay. And don't forget the Newsflash! You're Old as Fuck Reality Mints, which come in a fun tin with approximately 165 peppermint breath mints.
This gift set is perfect for birthdays, over-the-hill parties, retirements, holidays, or just to remind your oldest friend that they're still your favorite old fogey. So why wait? Give the gift of laughter with the Newsflash! Damn You're Old Gift Package.
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