Uncle Richard's Pecker Polisher Soap

Rise and Shine!

Uncle Richard’s Pecker Polisher Soap turns a humdrum morning shower into a deeply relaxing experience! You’re morning routine will truly be a pleasure. As soon as Uncle Richard gifted the world this amazing wiener cleaner, shower times for men increased exponentially. Getting really, really, really clean feels so good!

Specs, Features, and Bragging Rights

- Circle soap for men is a revolution in pecker polishing technology

- Funny blister pack makes gift-giving hilarious

- This clean will leave you gleaming and beaming

- One size fits most

Gag gifts for men have never been so exciting. You can be certain every gift-giving occasion will have a happy ending! Slip the Pecker Polisher in as a naughty stocking stuffer or wrap it up for birthday, anniversary, or bachelor party. Any man would enjoy this unexpected stroke of luck!