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I Pooped Today Mints

I Pooped Today Mints

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I Pooped Today Mints

Have you ever sat on the toilet and took a dump that was so satisfying that your whole body just seemed more relaxed? Maybe you had a strenuous one that left you short of breath and praying for relief? Either way, you deserve I Pooped Today Mints. When you drop the kids off at the pool, it’s a big deal, and it’s only natural to celebrate the victory. You may end up leaving the bathroom a toxic wasteland out of Mad Max, but there’s no reason your breath can’t smell like wintergreen. Make sure it’s your butt that smells and not your breath.

Specs, Features, and Bragging Rights

  • Hilarious tin filled with wintergreen breath mints
  • Collectable tin reads: I POOPED TODAY !
  • Contains approximately 165 refreshing mints
  • Funny, unique gift for the bathroom warrior

Crap, you don’t have to deal with

We often take our poops for granted when we’re young, but grow to appreciate a healthy deuce as we get older. The days of “the morning constitutional” and turds that wrap around the bowl like a legendary dookie snake are over. Maybe you’re lucky to go once a day or even every few days. When the morning comes that you sweat out a brown trout, punctuate your triumph with I Pooped Today Mints. You may be too embarrassed to shout it from the rooftops, but you deserve to feel proud of your poo
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