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Santa Turds Gourmet Trail Mix

Santa Turds Gourmet Trail Mix

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Santa Claus Turds Trail Mix

While junior may have visions of sugar plums dancing in his head, Santa Claus has a different idea! This year little Mikey will wipe the Christmas Eve sleepers from his eyes to find his stocking loaded with a delicious premium bag of Santa Turds in his stocking! Chocolate coal seemed too generic for mommy and daddy’s special boy, so this holiday season Old Saint Nick went gourmet!

Santa Turds Premium Trail Mix is a spicy, crunchy snack blend made from only the finest ingredients. The funny gag gift for kids, teens, and adults is a gender-neutral Christmas present idea suitable for care packages, Secret Santa gift exchanges, stocking stuffers, holiday food baskets, and white elephant gifts.

It’s also a fun prank gift for your sons and daughters to give to each other, their friends, teachers, parents, and grandparents. Everyone can use a belly full of laughter and gourmet snacks!
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