Screaming Cock Cleansing Bar

Screaming Cock Cleansing Bar Soap

Not every morning on the farm is sunshiny and magical, yet cranky roosters still must do their duty and get the day started for everyone. When being up at the crack of dawn has his feathers extra ruffled, it’s time for that fed-up fellow to reach for his Screaming Cock Cleansing Bar. The smooth scent of our artisanal black soap will have him refreshed and ready to embrace the day in a more positive light.

Specs, Features, and Bragging Rights

• Premium quality, black soap will suds away morning grumpiness
• Oakmoss and aloe scented artisanal soap with activated charcoal
• Revolutionary new formula sooths the angry rooster in every man
• Fun spa gag gift for men
• Perfect for stocking stuffers, birthday gift baskets, office birthday gifts, holidays, Secret Santa gift exchanges, White Elephant parties, or just because
• Novelty Use Only

Hilarious Gag Gift for Rooster Lovers

Before Screaming Cock Soap, artisanal soaps for guys just didn’t embrace the true essence of angry roosters properly. The morning struggle is real, and even the raddest rooster can suffer from screaming cock syndrome first thing in the morning. This weird bath gift for men is a gut-busting surprise addition to gift baskets, care packages, and birthday gifts. Slip a bar of this awesome pampering gift in as a fun stocking stuffer or wrap it up as a crazy Secret Santa or White Elephant present.

Bodacious Bath Soaps are handcrafted in the US with high-quality ingredients. Because every luxurious bar of premium bath soap is handmade and unique, colors and patterns may vary from display images.