Shart Wipes for Old Farts

Sharts happen. It’s a fact of life. But when your buddy is getting on in years, help him or her prepare for the inevitable. Any old geezer will tell you that booty gets louder and the bathroom seems farther when you hit a certain age, so keep your friends and family safe for the expectedly unexpected with Shart Wipes for Old Farts. They’re travel sized and fit well in trouser pockets, fanny packs, unusually and unreasonably giant handbags. And don’t worry, the compact package leaves plenty of room for butterscotch candies and bingo daubbers.

Bring the next over the hill party to a roar with Shart Wipes for Old Farts. This prank gift is a hilarious gag gift for mens birthdays whether they’re 40, 50, or beyond. It’s also a fun retirement present to show your friend you care in the funniest way possible.

Old Fart Shart Wipes are great for holidays too. Use a package as a funny Christmas stocking stuffer for adults, or wrap them up for a white elephant or secret Santa party. The party starts when they unwrap the sharts!