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Did I Just Shit My Pants Mints

Did I Just Shit My Pants Mints

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You thought it was just a fart. That familiar rumbling in your stomach and urge to expel hopefully not-so-noxious fumes. Instead, your fart became a shart, and you just crapped your pants. You may smell like shit until you can change, but just because your butt is offensive, doesn’t mean your breath has to be too. Our Oops, Did I Just Shit My Pants Breath Mints were designed just such occasions. Don’t let a little poo in your pantaloons ruin your day. Dazzle people with your fresh minty breath, and maybe they won’t notice your soiled trousers.

Specs, Features, and Bragging Rights

-              Hilarious tin filled with peppermint mints

-              Collectable tin reads: Oops… Did I Just Shit My Pants?

-              Contains approximately 165 breath mints

-              Funny, unique gift for victims of the guerilla shart

Take a Load Off

When the shit hits than fan, or your undies, it’s time to go into cover up mode. If you’re at work or out in public, your sharty shorts aren’t going anywhere, so how can you combat the inevitable stench of your trio del fuego taco supreme? Oops, Did I Just Shit My Pants Breath Mints are the only option you have left! Let the strong smell of mint overpower the smell of your own poo. Grab a handful, pop them in your mouth, and start blowing like the Big Bad Wolf. It’s better to have everyone think you’re nuts than randomly shitting yourself throughout the day.

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