Sexy Mailman Trail Mix

You’re only half as excited to receive that package as you are to lay eyes on that hunky mail carrier. You never miss a delivery because you love to watch that man shove it in your box. Chatting him up every day is hungry work, so you need to keep a supply of Sexy Mailman Gourmet Trail Mix on hand at all times. This hilarious gourmet spicy snack blend for women is full of seasoned nuts, guacamole bites, sesame sticks and more. It’s sure to keep your energy up for his regular deliveries.

Uncle Frank’s seasoned snack mixes are made with equal parts fine ingredients and oddball humor. He firmly believes that great food gifts should be as exciting on the outside as they are delicious on the inside. Sexy Mailman treats are sure to be showstoppers in care packages, snack boxes, and food baskets. They’re also funny gag gifts for adults stocking stuffers, secret Santa gifts, and white elephant party presents.