Uncle Richard's Dick Soap

Uncle Richard’s Dick Soap

When it comes to keeping your willy clean, you won’t find anything better than Uncle Richard’s Dick Soap. Given the sensitivity of the willy, you may have to wash for 5 or so minutes before you feel that it’s properly clean. When you’re done, you may find yourself relaxed and ready to take on the day. Uncle Richard’s Dick Soap is one size fits all, so all men can enjoy that super clean feeling.

Your Willy Deserves The Best

You could clean your one-eyed trouser snake with any old soap, but it’s just not the same. Being able to really get into it, maybe get your hips involved, is what makes Uncle Richard’s Dick Soap different from all the rest. It’s the kind of soap you can use again and again…with short breaks in between.

Who would love Uncle Richard’s Dick Soap?

It’s the perfect gift for that lonely friend or relative that just can’t get a date. You may find that Uncle Richard’s Dick Soap will become his new best friend. He’ll always have a smile on his face after using it. In fact, you might want to buy him two.

Frequently Asked Questions

I bought this for my friend, and now, he takes showers three times a day. Is that normal?

It’s not uncommon for people who received Uncle Richard’s Dick Soap to get a sudden urge for cleanliness. You should take this as a sign that all is going well. There’s no such thing as being too clean, and your friend is taking that to heart. Uncle Richard’s Dick Soap is more than good enough to stand several uses per day.

Why did my boyfriend stop talking to me after getting this?

Don’t worry about it. It’s perfectly normal for someone to become a little reclusive after getting Uncle Richard’s Dick Soap. The product is so amazing he may want to spend more time with it than you. The good news is that it will eventually wear away, and you’ll start seeing a lot more of him.